Why Can't I Stop Laughing?

And it's been since yesterday.

“I’ll have you know that I’ve been referred to as the modern-day Robin Hood by many of my colleagues.”
“Really. You rob from the rich and give to the poor?”
“I con from the rich and give to myself when I’m at my poorest.”

It's William Shatner on Psych playing Juliet's dad. For some reason, this dialogue just slayed me. LOL